Fuchsia Von Steel
Girls bring the fun of life
Sugar like apple pie
Let’s have a party yo.
Like the original lineup of the Sugababes in 2013, Sleep Paralysis is back back back again! This is our 31st monthly show (217th in dog years), and what a lineup we have for you!
Our first guest is the terminally self-deprecating ROSE GOULD! After her short drag hiatus, Sleep Paralysis is reluctantly welcoming back Rose Gould with firmly closed arms. What can we say about Rose? Nothing nice. This campy, glittery monster will leave you wanting less, with underwhelming comedic and dance ability, and lip-syncing skills that have earned her some questionable wins. (she’s lying, we promise!) Welcome back hun!
Our next performer… is not a good man.
(Pause for effect)
He is an excellent man.
He is an award nominated cabaret artist. He once ran 13 miles dressed as Naruto. We are disgusted to introduce… MAX LEGROOM!
And, as always, your charming hostess for the evening will be the winner of the Eurovision Thong Contest 1969, FUCHSIA VON STEEL!
SUNDAY MARCH 15TH AT THE CAROLINE OF BRUNSWICK!
Doors open at 7, show starts at 8
£6.50 // students £5 // carers FREE!
Also, we have a tipping system in place so make sure you bring plenty of change for your Fuchsia Farthings!
FASHION PARADE!!! Come decked out in your gladdest of rags and strut your stuff down the red (blue) carpet!
The winner of our runway competition receives a very special prize!