15 Dec

SMUT SLAM: NICE TRY

When:
Wednesday 14 November, 2018 @ 7:15pm – 10:30pm
2018-11-14T19:15:00+00:00
2018-11-14T22:30:00+00:00
Where:
Upper Lounge
Cost:
£6 adv (£8 on the door)
Contact:
Cameryn Moore

SMUT SLAM! Where no one cares if your sex story is awkward, because IT’S AWESOME.

In November, Brighton’s only dirty storytelling open mic–based on real life, real lust, real sex–wants to honor your best efforts, with the theme of “NICE TRY.” Whether or not it panned out, share your tales of giving it your best shot.

Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions!

Advance tickets £6 (£8 on the door)
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CELEBRITY JUDGE PANEL TBA!

**** FUCKBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY Njoy, long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events
**** Storytelling prizes provided by the ever-generous She Said boutique

SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.

RULES: – no notes (this is storytelling) – no costumes or props (this is not theatre) – only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND – the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny and/or epic win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, simple and/or “fail” experiences, too.

IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we’re really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL!

NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don’t worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: – No interrupting. – No heckling. – No necking. Doors open at 7:15pm–come in early to get a drink and grab some grub!–and the smut starts slamming at 8. Admission is £6/advance and £8/door, 18 and over please!

**** Remember to bring your Frequent Filth card! If you don’t have one yet, ask for it at the door!

SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.